Roy Zimmerman (YouTube Video)

Loving v Prop 8 - part two

Loving v Prop 8 - part two
"Summer of Loving" words and music copyright 2009 by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby. Special thanks to street percussionist Mr. Sam Zimmerman, another Roy & Melanie collaboration. "Summer of Loving" will be on my new CD"Real American" due to be released in mere moments. Happy Martin Luther King Day From: RoyZimmerman Views: 5511 273 ratings Time: 03:23 More in Comedy

Loving v Prop 8 - part one

Loving v Prop 8 - part one
"Summer of Loving" words and music copyright 2009 by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby will be on my new CD "Real American" due to be released in mere moments. Happy Martin Luther King Day. From: RoyZimmerman Views: 5326 249 ratings Time: 03:18 More in Comedy

"The Last Man" by Roy Zimmerman

"The Last Man" by Roy Zimmerman
"The Last Man" will be on my "Real American" CD, due out early in 2010. As always, available at royzimmerman.com and at itunes. From: RoyZimmerman Views: 8214 309 ratings Time: 03:42 More in Comedy

"Rift Valley Drifters" by Roy Zimmerman

"Rift Valley Drifters" by Roy Zimmerman
"Rift Valley Drifters" words and music by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby will be on Roy's CD "Real American: real soon Please visit royzimmerman.com From: RoyZimmerman Views: 13213 503 ratings Time: 04:30 More in Comedy

Mrs Betty Bowers (YouTube Video)

As God is My Waitress I Will Never Go Hungry Again!

As God is My Waitress I Will Never Go Hungry Again!
A cooking show with America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers. Betty shows that, with enough servants, even the laziest homemaker can serve up a yummy recipe that teaches children all about the gruesome, bloody death of Jesus. Bon appétit! You can order Betty's "As God is My Waitress I Will Never Go Hungry Again!" Apron (or shirt) here: www.cafepress.com From: MrsBettyBowers Views: 29511 1592 ratings Time: 05:26 More in Entertainment

Mrs. Betty Bowers: Less is Mormon!

Mrs. Betty Bowers: Less is Mormon!
America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, calls out Mormons and schools all Americans on the unconstitutional craze of doling out civil rights by popular vote: Hark! From sea to rising sea, crafty Christians are busy putting the "tut" -- and "con" --back in "Constitution"! From California to Maine, referenda ruffians are using the blunt fury of the ballot box to make sure that gays go to bed each night without protection -- Equal Protection! Because using touch-screen popularity contests against a minority is like stealing the Fourteenth Amendment from a baby! While many of my brethren on the Right have a fetish for those wig-wearing, Christ-denying deist nancy-boys and their pesky Bill of Rights. To me, the true Founding Fathers of America -- and the role models for all Conservative Christians -- were those prickly Puritans! Not only did they know how to work a belt bucket on a hat, they discovered the fun trick to democracy: All you need is the slightest majority -- and you get to waterboard a witch! The more timid Founding Fathers created a republic instead of democracy because they thought allowing citizens to vote on individual rights was a really stupid idea. But you know what they call a really stupid idea that's also a really popular one? A law! So which witch should we teabaggin' Puritans burn next? Here's a hint: What's the one thing religious people hate more than anything? War? Greed? Other people having fun? Wrong! The correct answer is: Other religions <b>...</b> From: MrsBettyBowers Views: 88458 2029 ratings Time: 04:19 More in Entertainment

Betty Bowers' Film Festival Award

Betty Bowers' Film Festival Award
With great kindness and even greater disgust, America's Best Christian appears at the 2009 Atheist Film Festival (via satellite to avoid mingling with the unsaved) to accept her award for "Most Humorous youtube Video." The award winning video "Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else" can be seen here: www.youtube.com From: MrsBettyBowers Views: 38748 916 ratings Time: 02:16 More in Entertainment

Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else

Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else
from www.bettybowers.com America's Best Christian takes time to explain to less informed Christians the curious details of the Lord's concept of marriage. BETTY'S BIBLE INTERPRETATION GUIDE: www.bettybowers.com Illustrations done for Mrs. Bowers: by Steve Hogan www.steve-hogan.com JOIN BETTY ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com From: MrsBettyBowers Views: 633744 7508 ratings Time: 04:14 More in Entertainment

The Onion

Man On Internet Almost Falls Into World Of DIY Mustard Enthusiasts
DES MOINES, IA—Only when Steve Gibson started getting enraged by mustard-related issues did he realize he had become entangled in a dense, thickening web of mustard obsession. "I saw my wife put French's mustard on a bologna sandwich and I just lost control," he said.

11 Mar 2010 at 1:00pm

In Focus: Nation To Be Tested For Scoliosis Friday
WASHINGTON, DC--In a mandatory, nationwide health initiative many Americans are dreading, all U.S. citizens will be tested for scoliosis Friday.

11 Mar 2010 at 11:46am

Opinion: I Didn't Spend 6 Weeks In A Medical License Reinstatement Ethics Cla...
It's tragic how people treat doctors in this day and age. The lack of respect for the education and training medical professionals go through,...

11 Mar 2010 at 10:00am

[video] Boys Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet ...
Rich and Lisa Shaw say there were no warning signs that their 300-pound Burmese Python would crush and eat their 3 year old son.

11 Mar 2010 at 10:00am

Lohan Sues ETrade Over TV Ad
Actress Lindsay Lohan filed a lawsuit against the Internet brokerage E*Trade over a commercial featuring a talking baby named Lindsay who suffers...

11 Mar 2010 at 8:30am

Couple Of Cool Guys Just Hanging Out
NEW YORK—Cool guys Shawn Goldstein, 26 (left) and Walt Traxel, 26 (right) just hang out Thursday afternoon. Please check back in for updates as The Onion continues to follow this developing story.

11 Mar 2010 at 8:00am

In Focus: Senate Candidate Drops Out Of Race Due To Shyness
KNOXVILLE, TN--Donald Miller told his campaign manager to tell the people that Tennessee would be better off with a more confident, outgoing representative.

10 Mar 2010 at 11:27am

How Are We Protecting Our Valuables?

10 Mar 2010 at 10:30am

Alternate Health Care Bills
In response to President Obama's call for compromise, several lawmakers have concocted their own health care reform bills. Here are some...

10 Mar 2010 at 10:30am

Sports: Chris Bosh Out For Season After Cutting Open Knee To See How It Works
TORONTO—The Raptors medical staff announced Tuesday that Chris Bosh will miss the rest of the season after the inquisitive forward cut open his knee with a steak knife in an effort to look inside and see how the joint works.

10 Mar 2010 at 9:19am

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