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 Roy Zimmerman (YouTube Video opens in new window)
"To Be a Liberal" by Roy Zimmerman
from Roy Zimmerman's new album "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/
Recorded at 142 Throckmorton Theatre at "Mark Pitta and Friends."
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: liberal conservative knee jerk satire election
Added: June 25, 2008
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25 Jun 2008 at 8:17pm
My Campaign Promise
http://royzimmerman.com/
Here's my promise to "campaign in all fifty states" before the election. Can I count on your support?
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire song election candidates Obama Hillary McCain Huckabee
Added: February 28, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
28 Feb 2008 at 3:36pm
"Superdelegate" by Roy Zimmerman
http://royzimmerman.com
A song for one of those 795 Democratic Party insiders who put the mock in Democracy. "Superdelegate" is available for download (or will be soon) at http://royzimmerman.com/ With apologies to Curtis Mayfield.
SUPERDELEGATE
words and music
copyright ©? 2008 by
Roy Zimmerman
Superdelegate
Won't you supersede my decision
Ooo, Superdelegate
I need your...super...vision
I can't be trusted
To choose my own nominee
Democracy is just too important
To leave it to people like me
So gimme my election
'Cause it feels good to check that box
And when you determine how it should have turned out
I'll be right here sucking rocks
'Cause only when the ballots have all been collected
Can they be corrected
Superdelegate
Won't you supersede my decision
Ooo, Superdelegate
I need your...super...vision
When your vote is counted
It's like ten thousand to my one
It's good to know that my representative
Has such representation
So, do someone a favor
'Cause you know they'll remember that
You scratch their back and they'll scratch yours
It's his or her tit for your tat
The Democratic Party is too democratic
'Cause Democrats so erratic
Nineteen-Seventy-Two
The nominee was chosen by the people
And that nominee
Was George McGovern
Ooo
Nineteen-Seventy-Six
The nominee was chosen by the people
And that nominee
Was Jimmy Carter
Ooo
But Nineteen-Eighty-Four
The nominee was chosen by the Superdelegates
And that nominee
Was Walter Mondale!
Superdelegate
Won't you supersede my decision
Ooo, Superdelegate
I need your...super...imposition
Ooo
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: barack obama hillary clinton superfly nomination curtis mayfield presidential campaign satire song
Added: February 15, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
15 Feb 2008 at 7:53pm
"Eine Kleine Barackmusik" by Roy Zimmerman
http://royzimmerman.com/
This song, with apologies to W. A. Mozart, is available for download at http://royzimmerman.com/
EINE KLEINE BARACKMUSIK
Barack Obama has a funny name
Barack Obama has a funny name
His name's Barack Obama
That's right, Obama
Sounds like Osama
I'm just the hundred-forty-seven-thousanth comic to have made that idiotic point
And his middle name, middle name
And his middle name's Hussein
Hussein, not Saddam, but Obam...
When he was a kid he smoked a joint
And he inhaled
He smoked a joint and inhaled, that was the point
He also did cocaine
His middle name's Hussein
He wants to be the POTUS
And I wonder if you notice
That Barach Hussein Obama has a funny name
Obama is the candidate of change
Ought to change his name, it's pretty strange
Why can't he just be John or Steve?
Or Bill or even George?
Or anything but Sue
And one more question: Is he black enough
Yes, is he black enough to be the president?
Born in Honolulu
He's got kin in every region
Schooled in Indonesia
He's a one-man Foriegn Leagion
He's got game
And also hope, and lots of folks who feel the same
And also, did I mention, quite a quirky name
And once you go Barack
You're never going bock
Bock Barack...Obama!
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: barack obama democratic party primary election wolfgang amadeus motzart
Added: February 6, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
6 Feb 2008 at 11:17pm
"America" by Roy Zimmerman
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"America" is on Roy's "Faulty Intelligence" CD, available at http://royzimmerman.com/ and at iTunes.
This video recorded at the national conference of the Skeptic Society ( http://www.skeptic.com/ ). Thanks again to Dr. Michael Shermer.
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire song patriotism hope metaphor
Added: February 4, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
4 Feb 2008 at 9:56am
"My TV" by Roy Zimmerman
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"My TV" is on Roy's CD "Homeland," available at http://royzimmerman.com/store.php and at iTunes
This video taped at 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley, CA. Thanks to Lucy Mercer and Mark Pitta. Great sound by Edwin D'Shazo.
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire song impeachment bush 2000 election stolen
Added: December 31, 2007
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31 Dec 2007 at 7:55pm
"When a Child Is Born" by Roy Zimmerman
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Happy Holidays and All the Days to everyone from the Zimmerman Harby family.
Recorded at 142 Throckmorton Theatre in bucolic Mill Valley, CA. Thanks to Lucy Mercer, Tim Stone, Mark Pitta and Eric, the sound man.
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: christmas humanist peace love understanding
Added: December 24, 2007
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
24 Dec 2007 at 3:09pm
"Two Brothers" by Roy Zimmerman
"Two Brothers" is on Roy's "PeaceNick" CD and on his new DVD "How (and why) To Play PeaceNick" available at http://royzimmerman.com/
This video was recorded at McCabes Guitar Shop (hence, the huge M on the wall). Thanks to Lincoln Meyerson and Wayne Griffith.
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire song christmas hanukkah ramadan judaism islam ashmael isaac
Added: December 21, 2007
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
21 Dec 2007 at 1:22pm
Thanks and Happy Holidays from Roy Zimmerman
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This could be called "How(l) To Play Christmas Is Pain." It's a thanks for watching, and a sample from Roy's new DVD "How (and why) To Play PeaceNick" available at http://royzimmerman.com/
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire songs christmas guitar lessons
Added: December 11, 2007
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
11 Dec 2007 at 7:21pm
"Hello NSA" by Roy Zimmerman
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"Hello NSA" is on Roy's "Faulty Intelligence" CD, available at http://royzimmerman.com/ and on iTunes.
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire song surveillance domestic spying privacy Elvis impersonator ashcroft
Added: October 5, 2007
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
5 Oct 2007 at 2:44pm
Mark Day Comedy (YouTube Video opens in new window)
STRIPPER POLE(ar bear)
Someone's come to save the planet, and that someone is.....
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: tommy lee planet green polar bear guitar hero rock band markdaycomedy cocaine
Added: June 6, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
6 Jun 2008 at 9:57pm
MAKER FAIRE : Steampunk, Robots, Devil-Ettes and more...
Music : Robot Park by Podington Bear
http://podingtonbear.com/
Photo of Epiphany by theouterpoint/Will Wilson
http://www.flickr.com/photos/8840244@N04/
Used under creative commons
Maker Faire 2008: Steampunk coffee, robots, belly dancing, Diet Coke & Mentos, the Devilettes and a really bad Star Wars joke...
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: maker faire steampunk devil-ettes devilettes robots r2d2 markdaycomedy mousetrap podington bear
Added: May 9, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
9 May 2008 at 11:59am
BARE. BACK. SEX?
This week in back news, with Miley, Barack, Hillary and Obama
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: miley cyrus vanity fair back
Added: May 2, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
3 May 2008 at 12:41am
ZOMBIE STRIPPERS!!!
Coming soon, Zombie Strippers, with former porn star Jenna Jameson. It's, I'm sure, a fine movie and all...
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: zombie strippers horror film porn star jenna jameson hillary clinton
Added: April 24, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
24 Apr 2008 at 11:24am
KINKY SEX DIAGRAMS (and Tricia Walsh Smith)
Joyful sex with back pain:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4M6bWW4HgU
Tricia Walsh Smith:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx_WKxqQF2o
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: tricia walsh smith sex sexy sexual joint pain pope benedict visit
Added: April 18, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
18 Apr 2008 at 11:32pm
XXX Rated Sp*rting Action XXX
Discraged Formula 1 president Max Mosely's Nazi orgy shocker!
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: max mosley nazi orgy formula scandal sex
Added: April 10, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
10 Apr 2008 at 11:13pm
Re: Cat of 1000 Faces - Episode 1
My tribute to the cat of a thousand faces....
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: cat funny silly animal disguise 1000 Episode moo.com moo minicards
Added: March 6, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
6 Mar 2008 at 8:23am
Burning Man 2007 Part 3 (Final, and long...)
Maybe I'll edit my 2006 footage some day...
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: burning man burningman psytrance markdaycomedy
Added: February 16, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
16 Feb 2008 at 5:40pm
Burning Man 2007 - Part Two
There might be some stand-up comedy in part 3, for now, here's part 2....
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: burning man burningman psytrance markdaycomedy
Added: January 27, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
27 Jan 2008 at 2:56pm
Burning Man 2007 - Part One
Warning - not comedy! Part one of my Burning Man footage from last summer. More *if* I editi the rest....
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: burning man burningman psytrance markdaycomedy
Added: January 25, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
25 Jan 2008 at 10:20pm
The Onion
Nameless Hurricane That Much More Terrifying
MIAMI—Thousands have already fled the popularly dubbed "Hurricane That Shall Not Be Named," to escape its destructive winds and chilling impersonality.
4 Jul 2008 at 12:00am
Bush Acknowledges Existence Of Carbon Dioxide
"We can no longer ignore the facts — carbon dioxide is real," Bush said.
4 Jul 2008 at 1:00am
Stuffed-Animal Biodiversity Rising
WASHINGTON, DC?According to a World Wildlife Fund study released Monday, stuffed-animal biodiversity is rapidly rising, with the number of species available in plush form up nearly 800 percent since 1990.
4 Jul 2008 at 2:00am
Bush Urges Expanded Drilling Of Alaskan Wildlife
WASHINGTON, DC—The president reminded Congress Tuesday of the estimated 9.3 billion barrels of drillable bear, elk, and musk ox "right here on American soil."
4 Jul 2008 at 3:00am
Report: 98 Percent Of U.S. Commuters Favor Public Transportation For Others
WASHINGTON, DC?A study released Monday by the American Public Transportation Association reveals that 98 percent of Americans support the use of mass transit by others.
4 Jul 2008 at 4:00am
Green-Conscious GE Develops Hybrid Lightbulb
FAIRFIELD, CT—The bulb's four-cylinder engine could produce up to 80 percent less global-warming pollution than conventional gas-powered bulbs.
4 Jul 2008 at 5:00am
EPA To Drop 'E,' 'P' From Name
WASHINGTON, DC—Days after unveiling new power-plant pollution regulations that rely on an industry-favored market-trading approach to cutting mercury emissions, EPA Acting Administrator Stephen Johnson announced that the agency will remove the "E" and "P" from its name. "We're not really 'environmental' anymore, and we certainly aren't 'protecting' anything," Johnson said. "'The Agency' is a name that reflects our current agenda and encapsulates our new function as a government-funded body devoted to handling documents, scheduling meetings, and fielding phone calls." The change comes on the heels of the Department of Health and Human Services' January decision to shorten its name to the Department of Services.
4 Jul 2008 at 6:00am
Student Snaps Awake Upon Hearing Word 'Hydroponics'
COLLEGE STATION, TX?Texas A&M sophomore Bryan Datillo was jolted from a light sleep during a Botany 101 lecture Monday, when his professor, discussing the various methods by which experimental hybrid crops are developed, uttered the word "hydroponics." "I was kind of dozing off, but then I heard Professor Guyer say 'hydroponics,'" Datillo said. "I was like, 'Whoa! Now we're finally getting somewhere.' Unfortunately, he just said some boring shit about tomatoes, so I went back to sleep."
4 Jul 2008 at 7:00am
Temperature Of Coffee Expected To Rise Nine Degrees By End Of 21st Century
WASHINGTON, DC—A report released by the Union of Concerned Dietitians stated that not only will the temperature of coffee increase by nearly...
4 Jul 2008 at 8:00am
[audio] Arizona Burned To Stop California Wildfire
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
4 Jul 2008 at 9:00am
Get Your War On
fighting techniques ~ 3/14/08
filing techniques ~ 3/14/08
get your war on!!! ~ 5/15/08
adv. of conf. of st. aug. br. ~ 8/10/07
Riding In A Fighter Plane And Getting Shot Down And What It Qualifies You For
Here Comes the Sun.
Thomas Friedman "Suck-on-this" Anniversary Celebratory Book Excerpt!
Betty Bowers
Betty Explains ?Prayer? to Everyone Else
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by Betty
21 Jun 2008 at 8:57am
Why I?m Voting Republican
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by Betty
12 Jun 2008 at 10:55am
The Fascist Follies
There is something both odd and irritating about watching a political leader blithely singing a silly song as he otherwise destroys his country. Was it Nero who laid the groundwork for this nettlesome counterpoint of music and mirth vs. madness and mayhem? I’m sure many of you heard our Glorious Leader singing, with impish frivolity, a [...]
by Betty
22 May 2008 at 7:56am
Fairly Unbalanced
While it is generally acknowledged that corporations don’t have hearts, they apparently have feelings, tetchy feelings that are easy to both hurt and inflame. Why else would Fox New be acting like a petulant character in Mean Girls, engaging in a pissy fight with one of its frenemies in the world of corporate media?
In today’s [...]
by Betty
19 May 2008 at 2:19pm
Obama vs. Clinton ? McCain vs. McCain
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As you can see, Demon-crats are up to their usual, underhanded trickery: Using what Mr. McCain says on one day to contradict what he said on a completely different day! It’s sad that the liberals are so bereft of words that they must resort to [...]
by Betty
18 May 2008 at 2:38pm
Oh, Really!
See more funny videos at CollegeHumor
Author of books for children, Bill O’Reilly, can always be counted on to bring the crazy, but this is a rather wonderful display. Now, I don’t wish to gossip, but I wonder if that, ur, sniffing and, um, licking of lips had anything to do with the outburst.
by Betty
12 May 2008 at 2:01pm
Killing Off the Cooked Goose Instead of the Lame Duck
SNL usually employs a delicate touch when it comes to making fun of politicians. The intentions are broad and the execution silly, so as not to unduly offend the tetchy sensibilities of an America now divided between people who use the noun “libs” and those who know the difference between a noun and an adjective. [...]
by Betty
11 May 2008 at 2:24pm
Scold ?Em When They?re Down
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Our First Lady Laura “Pickles” Bush is just as dynamic a public speaker as sleepy, old John McCain. Whenever he isn’t screaming and red-faced, I’m never sure if John will remain interested enough in what he is saying to actually finish any given sentence. And [...]
by Betty
6 May 2008 at 4:14pm
Act of God Kills 22,000 in Myanmar
Jesus wanted to help them — truly, He did — but He answered Kanye West’s prayer for better reviews instead.
by Betty
6 May 2008 at 1:50pm
The C Word ? And I Don?t Mean ?Christian?
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Honestly, what a vulgar question! Of course, the answer would have been equally shocking if Mr. McCain had not scrupulously skirted it by pretending to be above such profanity.
In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy (who [...]
by Betty
1 May 2008 at 8:15pm
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