Loving v Prop 8 - part two
"Summer of Loving" words and music copyright 2009 by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby. Special thanks to street percussionist Mr. Sam Zimmerman, another Roy & Melanie collaboration. "Summer of Loving" will be on my new CD"Real American" due to be released in mere moments. Happy Martin Luther King DayFrom:
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Loving v Prop 8 - part one
Loving v Prop 8 - part one
"Summer of Loving" words and music copyright 2009 by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby will be on my new CD "Real American" due to be released in mere moments. Happy Martin Luther King Day.From:
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"The Last Man" by Roy Zimmerman
"The Last Man" by Roy Zimmerman
"The Last Man" will be on my "Real American" CD, due out early in 2010. As always, available at royzimmerman.com and at itunes.From:
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"Rift Valley Drifters" by Roy Zimmerman
"Rift Valley Drifters" by Roy Zimmerman
"Rift Valley Drifters" words and music by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby will be on Roy's CD "Real American: real soon Please visit royzimmerman.comFrom:
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Mrs Betty Bowers (YouTube Video)
As God is My Waitress I Will Never Go Hungry Again!
As God is My Waitress I Will Never Go Hungry Again!
A cooking show with America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers. Betty shows that, with enough servants, even the laziest homemaker can serve up a yummy recipe that teaches children all about the gruesome, bloody death of Jesus. Bon appétit! You can order Betty's "As God is My Waitress I Will Never Go Hungry Again!" Apron (or shirt) here: www.cafepress.comFrom:
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Mrs. Betty Bowers: Less is Mormon!
Mrs. Betty Bowers: Less is Mormon!
America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, calls out Mormons and schools all Americans on the unconstitutional craze of doling out civil rights by popular vote: Hark! From sea to rising sea, crafty Christians are busy putting the "tut" -- and "con" --back in "Constitution"! From California to Maine, referenda ruffians are using the blunt fury of the ballot box to make sure that gays go to bed each night without protection -- Equal Protection! Because using touch-screen popularity contests against a minority is like stealing the Fourteenth Amendment from a baby! While many of my brethren on the Right have a fetish for those wig-wearing, Christ-denying deist nancy-boys and their pesky Bill of Rights. To me, the true Founding Fathers of America -- and the role models for all Conservative Christians -- were those prickly Puritans! Not only did they know how to work a belt bucket on a hat, they discovered the fun trick to democracy: All you need is the slightest majority -- and you get to waterboard a witch! The more timid Founding Fathers created a republic instead of democracy because they thought allowing citizens to vote on individual rights was a really stupid idea. But you know what they call a really stupid idea that's also a really popular one? A law! So which witch should we teabaggin' Puritans burn next? Here's a hint: What's the one thing religious people hate more than anything? War? Greed? Other people having fun? Wrong! The correct answer is: Other religions <b>...</b>From:
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Betty Bowers' Film Festival Award
Betty Bowers' Film Festival Award
With great kindness and even greater disgust, America's Best Christian appears at the 2009 Atheist Film Festival (via satellite to avoid mingling with the unsaved) to accept her award for "Most Humorous youtube Video." The award winning video "Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else" can be seen here: www.youtube.comFrom:
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Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else
Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else
from www.bettybowers.com America's Best Christian takes time to explain to less informed Christians the curious details of the Lord's concept of marriage. BETTY'S BIBLE INTERPRETATION GUIDE: www.bettybowers.com Illustrations done for Mrs. Bowers: by Steve Hogan www.steve-hogan.com JOIN BETTY ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.comFrom:
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The Onion
Man On Internet Almost Falls Into World Of DIY Mustard Enthusiasts
DES MOINES, IA—Only when Steve Gibson started getting enraged by mustard-related issues did he realize he had become entangled in a dense, thickening web of mustard obsession. "I saw my wife put French's mustard on a bologna sandwich and I just lost control," he said.
Lohan Sues ETrade Over TV Ad
Actress Lindsay Lohan filed a lawsuit against the Internet brokerage E*Trade over a commercial featuring a talking baby named Lindsay who suffers...
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Couple Of Cool Guys Just Hanging Out
NEW YORK—Cool guys Shawn Goldstein, 26 (left) and Walt Traxel, 26 (right) just hang out Thursday afternoon. Please check back in for updates as The Onion continues to follow this developing story.
Alternate Health Care Bills In response to President Obama's call for compromise, several lawmakers have concocted their own health care reform bills. Here are some...
Sharper and deeper than Robin Williams's previous road material, Live on Broadway is a mature comedian's view of all things to do with power, prejudice, and paranoia in the 21st century. On the anthrax scare of 2001: "The Senate cleared out of their building but told the rest of us, 'Get on with your normal lives!'" On his solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict over Jerusalem: "Time share!" On the pitfalls of America's deepening alliance with Britain: "The House of Commons is like Congress with a two-drink minimum...
The Original Kings of Comedy achieves the seemingly impossible task of capturing the rollicking and sly comedy routines of stand-up and sitcom vets Steve Harvey, D.L. Hughley, Cedric the Entertainer, and Bernie Mac and the magic of experiencing a live concert show...
Along Came Polly Opposites are forced to attract in Along Came Polly, a dose of featherweight fluff that could've been better and could've been worse--surely no pairing of Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston can be a complete waste of time, right? Faint praise indeed, but fans of these mainstream funny-folk will enjoy this movie as a lazy-weekend distraction...
Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham's second live-performance DVD, Spark of Insanity, is much funnier than his first, Arguing With Myself, perhaps because his new puppets allow him to cover more controversial territory beyond skits about family beefs and office humor...
When Seinfeld wrapped up its ninth and final season in the spring of 1998, the popular show's namesake and cocreator decided to offer a symbolic gesture to his fans. Taped for HBO in August 1998, on the final date of Jerry Seinfeld's tour appearances at New York City's Broadhurst Theater, I'm Telling You for the Last Time presents the standup comedian's so-called "final" standup, or at least his final tour with the standup material that made him famous...
After I Spy and before The Cosby Show, Bill Cosby left his own inimitable mark on the arena of stand-up comedy in this live concert showcasing his down-to-earth observations on the rigors and joys of family life...
Under the white guy "everyman" exterior lurks one of the cleverest original comedians of today. An established star in standup comedy and a frequent guest on the late shows of David Letterman and Conan O'Brien, Jim Gaffigan is a noted actor as well, from comedic turns in Super Troopers, That 70s Show and Sex and the City to dramatic roles in dozens of films and TV dramas...
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Weapons are the tools of violence; all decent men detest them. Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching